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Holey Hiker Bidet by Holey Hiker

Garage Grown Gear · Toilet & Sanitation

Holey Hiker Bidet by Holey Hiker

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0.1 oz
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$14
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Description
Made in the USA

Ships in 1-2 business days | Based in Bethany, Connecticut | Est. 2021

The Bentley of portable bidets

This tiny (and, dare we say, cute) yellow bidet connects easily by popping into a water bottle and, unlike other bidets, dispenses water through FOUR little holes. Not a single small stream... a real deep clean! As a bonus, it's also the bidet that looks most like a minion or a BUMblebee!

Use as a bidet to keep that booty clean, or use as a little ultralight shower to keep the rest of your stinky self staying fresh! 

As Paul Bogush, the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets says... "It's Freedom from chafing and monkey butt. Freedom from that smell that starts coming up after about three days on the trail. Freedom from the guilt you have been feeling for years. You know that smearing poop against your skin with toilet paper until it disappeared just did not seem to make any sense. You are now living guilt-free. You are living clean."

Features:

  • 4 tiny holes
  • Arrow on top pointing toward correct direction of use
  • O-ring to ensure a good fit

**When you order the CNOC version, you'll get one bidet fitted with the CNOC-compatible O-ring. (a cap is not included with the CNOC version; what you see in the photo is part of a CNOC bottle.)

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Specs

Weight: 0.14oz | 4g 

Compatibility: See a full list of compatible bottles here

Materials:

  • Injection molded ABS plastic
  • Silicone food grade O-rings

Made in Connecticut, U.S.A.